The Insanely Rich Feeling of Infinite Hurkle Durkle

Let’s talk about the ultimate luxury in life: the infinite hurkle durkle. That’s right, hurkle durkle. If you haven’t heard this glorious term before, let me enlighten you. “Hurkle-durkle” is a Scottish gem that means lounging in bed past the time it’s customary to get up. The term, with roots dating back 200 years to its first appearance in an 1808 Etymological Dictionary of the Scottish Language, combines “hurkle,” meaning “to draw the body together,” and the mysteriously ambiguous “durkle.”

Every morning, my wife embraces the art of the hurkle durkle while I get up to watch our son. It’s a beautiful sight, really—her enjoying both a hurkle and a durkle, blissfully unaware of the world outside the cocoon of our bed.

What if we could structure our lives around the potential for infinite hurkle durkle? Isn’t that the dream? To have the freedom to hurkle durkle every single day?

Imagine a life where hurkle durkle isn’t a weekend luxury but a daily norm. You wake up, feel the urge to draw the body together, and simply give in. No alarms, no rush, just pure, unadulterated hurkle durkle. The rich feeling of staying in bed as long as you want, letting the day start whenever you’re ready—what could be more luxurious?

In our pursuit of financial independence, we’re partially chasing the infinite hurkle durkle. For us that might look like a market garden in the backyard, the freedom to spend time with our son, and every morning starting with a leisurely hurkle durkle. But it could be whatever you want. No bosses, no deadlines, just the soft embrace of the sheets and the comfort of knowing you’ve got nowhere to be.

The infinite hurkle durkle isn’t just about lounging in bed; it’s a lifestyle choice. It’s about crafting a life where you have the time and financial freedom to hurkle durkle to your heart’s content. It’s about saying no to the grind and yes to the slow, satisfying stretch of a life well-lived.

So, here’s to the hurkle durkle, the true measure of wealth and freedom.

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